My Pornographic Career

Cosma Rohilla Shalizi

For eleven months, I was the busiest supplier of porn in Madison, maybe in Wisconsin --- if it weren't for Chicago I'd say the upper mid-west. Clients came from every continent except Antarctica. I hadn't even turned twenty-one when I started.

In the spring of 1994 I set about learning HTML, and for practice began turning Mitchell Porter's High Weirdness by E-Mail into HTML. By the fall I'd put what I had on the Web, and called it, modestly, Hyper-Weirdness by World Wide Web. Mitchell had a section of High Weirdness on sex, and without thinking about it at all I included that in HWbW3. I also spun off the section on dirty pictures into a page of its own, called ``nekkid wymmin''. Neither contained anything even vaguely titillating, but they did have links to ``lewd, lascivious, obscene or indecent'' material, and a great many snide comments.

I got mail --- one letter per thousand hits at most. Most of it was from people at Prodigy who couldn't access Usenet. Some of them seemed to take this as a personal affront on my part. Since none of them ever replied, I never figured out if they were clueless or Prodigy restricts access to the sex newsgroups. One person said I ``gave good link.'' Another, of indeterminate sex, said they wanted to have my children. One of them pointed out a hideous breach of netiquette, which I still feel bad about.

In August I was asked to close down, or at least move to another server. This was not, I hasten to add, because of the content, but because the sex pages by themselves were getting 3,000 hits a week, which was a fifth of the total load on the server. So I moved everything to this machine, except for the sex pages, which are closed indefinitely.

Between 26 September 1994 and 13 August 1995, there were 170,029 requests for Hyper-Weirdness by World Wide Web, of which 67,269 either resulted in errors, or file redirections, or were for the table of contents, and 59,065 were for the sex pages. Thus, 57% of all significant requests were for smut. This is an impressive statistic to begin with: but it's far more amusing to look at the breakdown by domain.

			Total	Sex	Horniness (%)
Malaysia		   189	   162	86+-0.5
prodigy.com		 3,888	 3,322	85+-0.03
Japan			 2,025	 1,715	85+-0.05
South Korea		   118	    93	79+-0.8
aol.com			 2,212	 1,660	75+-0.05
Switzerland		   387	   283	73+-0.3
Singapore		   287	   213	74+-0.3
Norway			   603	   419	69+-0.2
US (.com)		31,118	19,299	62+-0.003
Germany			 1,105	   684	62+-0.1
Israel			   905	   556	61+-0.1
Compuserve		 2,871	 1,727	60+-0.03
US (.mil)		   747	   451	60+-0.1
Canada			 3,813	 2,218	58+-0.03
Italy			   270	   157	58+-0.4
US (all)		63,025	36,116	57+-0.001
France			   449	   255	57+-0.2
Iceland			   116	    66	57+-0.9
US (.net)		 9,494	 5,314	56+-0.01
US (.gov)		 1,693	   947	56+-0.05
	senate.gov	     3	     2	67+-33
	house.gov	    34	    20	59+-3
	whitehouse 	     0
Denmark			   177	    99	56+-0.6
Austria			   217	   114	53+-0.5
US (.edu)		18,753	 9,514	51+-0.005
	Wisconsin	   613	   327	53+-0.2
	Cal		   251	   146	58+-0.4
Holland			   670	   347	52+-0.1
Belgium			   276	   142	51+-0.3
US (.org)		 1,220	   581	48+-0.08
Sweden			   966	   466	48+-0.1
South Africa		   234	   113	48+-0.4
Spain			   116	    54	47+-0.9
US (k12)		   215	   101	47+-0.5
United Kingdom		 3,363	 1,507	45+-0.03
Australia		 2,637	 1,166	44+-0.04
Finland			   481	   201	42+-0.3
Ireland			   260	   109	42+-0.4
Delphi			   143	    54	38+-0.7
New Zealand		   334	   112	34+-0.3

Error >1%
Croatia			    28	    23	82+-4
Indonesia		    36	    29	81+-3
Kuwait			    23	    17	74+-4
Estonia			    50	    35	70+-2
Hong Kong		    33	    22	67+-3
Greece			    98	    62	63+-1
Brazil			    80	    49	61+-1.3
Chile			    33	    17	52+-3
Mexico			    88	    45	51+-1.1
Czech Republic		    43	    15	35+-2
Bermuda			    35	    14	40+-3
Slovenia		    35	    14	40+-3
Portugal		    35	    13	37+-3
Russia			    39	    10	26+-3
Poland			    65	    16	25+-2
Taiwan			    29	     5	17+-3

Error >5%
China			     7	     7	100+-14
Venezuela		     3	     3	100+-33
Ukraine			     2	     2	100+-50
Uruguay			     2	     2	100+-50
Jamaica			     2	     2	100+-50
Dominican Rep.		     1	     1	100+-100
Nicaragua		     1	     1	100+-100
Hungary			    16	    15	94+-6
Luxembourg		     8	     5	63+-13
Costa Rica		    15	     9	60+-7
Turkey			     7	     4	57+-14
Thailand		    15	     7	47+-7
Slovakia		    11	     5	45+-9
Great Britain		    17	     7	41+-6
Argentina		    17	     6	35+-6
Philippines		     3	     1	33+-33
x-Soviet Union		    16	     2	13+-6
Bulgaria		     6	     0	0+-17
Ecuador			    10	     0	0+-10
Peru			     5	     0	0+-20
Egypt			     2	     0	0+-50
Latvia			     1	     0	0+-100
[Error-bars are from the ``maximum likelihood'' method of figuring sampling error.]

According to Larry Landweber, ``International Connectivity,'' version 13 (15 Feb. 1995),

Algeria (dz), Antarctica (aq), Armenia (am), Azerbaijan (az), Bahamas (bs), Bangladesh (bd), Barbados (bb), Belarus (by), Belize (bz), Bolivia (bo), Bosnia (ba), Botswana (bw), Burkina Faso (bf), Cameroon (cm), Congo (cg), Cook Islands (ck), Cote d'Ivoire (ci), Cuba (cu), Cyprus (cy), El Salvador (sv), Faroe Islands (fo), Fiji (fj), Georgia (ge), Ghana (gh), Greenland (gl), Grenada (gd), Guam (gu), Guatemala (gt), Guinea (gn), Guyana (gy), Haiti (ht), Iran (ir), Kazakshtan (kz), Kiribati (ki), the Kyrgyz Republic (kg), Lebanon (lb), Lesotho (ls), Liechtenstein (li), Lithuania (lt), Macau (mo), Macedonia (mk), Madagascar (mg), Malawi (mw), Mali (ml), Malta (mt), Marshall Islands (mh), Mauritius (mu),Moldova (md), Monaco (mc), Morocco (ma), Mozambique (mz), Namibia (na), Nauru (nr), Nepal (np), Netherlands Antilles (an), New Caledonia (nc), Niger (ne), Nigeria (ng), Niue (nu), Pakistan (pk), Panama (pa), Papua New Guinea (pg), Paraguay (py), Puerto Rico (pr), Romania (ro), Saint Lucia (lc), Saint Vincent (vc), Samoa (ws), Senegal (sn), Seychelles (sc), Solomon Islands (sb), Sri Lanka (lk), Suriname (sr), Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands (sj), Swaziland (sz), Tajikistan (tj), Tanzania (tz), Togo (tg), Tonga (to), Trinidad and Tobago (tt), Tunisia (tn), Turkmenistan (tm), Tuvalu (tv), Uzbeikstan (uz), Vanuatu (vu), Vietnam (vn), US Virgin Islands (vi), Yugoslavia (uf), Zambia (zm) and Zimbabwe (zw)
all have some from of Internet access, but none of them linked to Hyper-Weirdness.
12 October 1995